Major S. Hitt Unisex Hoodie

Incoming. If you’ve ever spent five minutes on a British pier, you already know the drill: look up, shield your chips, and pray you aren't today's target.

Major S. Hitt is a tribute to the undisputed, high-ranking menace of the UK coastline. Featuring our resident aerial bomber on the back, this hoodie leans into the ultimate seaside rite of passage—getting absolutely leveled from above while minding your own business. They say it’s good luck, but we all know it’s just pure, unadulterated malice.

Proper heavyweight comfort for when the coastal breeze gets biting and the locals get hostile.

• 100% cotton face
• 65% ring-spun cotton, 35% polyester
• Front pouch pocket
• Self-fabric patch on the back
• Matching flat drawstrings
• 3-panel hood
• Blank product sourced from Pakistan

Disclaimer: This hoodie runs small. For the perfect fit, we recommend ordering one size larger than your usual size.

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!